I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen

Woody Allen quotes about sex and love

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. Woody Allen

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

The most expensive sex is free sex.

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen

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